TO: lifeisacarnival@BolshoiCircus.ru FROM: desperado@gmail.co.uk
SUBJECT: RE: This may take a while
Shut it. Leastways let me feign gallantry or I might wither into a prune and rot! Remember, your boyfriend is English after all, aristocratic to boot and not a ruddy heathen. Though, I do fucking love it when you go all barbaric on me. You can be bendy, Robb but I am not convinced you could ever truly shed those alpha traits. They are so much a part of you it would like asking Weir not to lick her paws or a bird not to fly. Or Margarey not to drink wine!
If anyone has missed out on anything I would think it Ashley, for not seeing that truly amazing person I am lucky enough to wake up beneath every day.
I do sort of wish your first sexual intercourse could have been even half of what mine was like. A thousand years and I will never forget it. You were so good to me then, always are but especially that weekend. Every little detail perfectly laid out, all those past experiences good and bad put to use to give me such an incredible gift I could never repay in this lifetime. That is my most cherished sexual memory, perhaps not the best sex (I was brand new to it after all!) but a night I will treasure forever, whether we break up tomorrow or are crapping ourselves side by side in a double wide wheelchair at the age of ninety.
I will, of course, blame the smell entirely on you. Because I love you.