TO: lifeisacarnival@BolshoiCircus.ru FROM: desperado@gmail.co.uk
SUBJECT: RE: This may take a while
You still are a swot, but you are my swot and I love every last freckle so never you worry.
Seven at your first kiss? I think I was in sixth form by the time someone finally kissed me (yes, they kissed me, I have never initiated a snog). Ha! Think about it like this - when I was having my first snog you were already shagging. And men, no less! Fancy that, I would have bet it to be a lass.
Was Ashley a virgin, as well? And did you bottom or top? Both? Where did it happen? I am fascinated by all of this; like a big saucy puzzle and the pieces are only just being flipped right side up. And Margaery has already peeked at the box lid!
Pity about the midfielder. Suppose it must be all those steroids, though I had no idea you were a size queen. Lucky me ;-)
I hope this is not too terribly intrusive or odd in any fashion..?