TO: lifeisacarnival@BolshoiCircus.ru FROM: desperado@gmail.co.uk
SUBJECT: Foot-In-Mouth Disease is a Killer
I am sorry, Robb. I do not know why I automatically assumed your flight attendant was female. Habit perhaps? Some terrible, social stereotype ingrained in my brain? Fuck knows, but I feel a right, awful tit, cheers very much.
One thing you are wrong about, however - assuming I missed out on anything. Pulling a flight attendant? I never desired to try. And I am thankful because I would have missed out on all my experiences with you, and those are more valuable to me than getting a temporary leg over. Just as your chosen path lead you to me.
Seeing as how I benefit daily from said path, I cannot help but remain a little curious but if you truly wish, I will drop the subject.