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GENDER SWAP FIASCO by Kenneth Lyell |
Well my darling Witches and Wizards, it is that time again. Your touch of news to go along with your wonderful gossip. And oh boy, is this bit of news a dozy! By now, all have likely heard about the fiasco that befell the Wizarding United Kingdom, heard bits of rumor, saw assurances it was over, but what happened? I am here to give you the facts as I received them from various eye-witnesses, some of who were affected themselves! So, let us go to Friday, February 1st. Folks are getting out of work and looking for some down time. So of course the Leaky Cauldron and the Three Broomsticks were booming. However, unknown to these poor folk was that the Fire Whiskey had been tampered with (information just released by the Ministry). Did it happen right away? No, ladies and gentlemen, it did not. These people drank and had themselves a merry time before falling into bed, some separate and some not so separate. It would be with the morning that the unknown tampering would be revealed. One by one alarm was raised as everyone who partook in the Fire Whiskey woke up as the opposite sex. One can imagine how this was taken – as in, not well. Of course we must mention those who went to bed with someone of one sex and woke up in bed with someone of the complete opposite sex! The shock those poor people received upon waking. “Not that she wasn’t good-looking as a man,” said Charlotte James, “but going from a curvy blonde to a, well, male was quite scary. I’m afraid the rest of the day was spent in St. Mungo’s. I apparently need to work on talking before hexing, but can you blame me?” No, Ms. James, I really cannot. I imagine the fright given was very real, and I just hope your pretty little blonde forgives the misshap. As of this very, very early morning, just before submitting this article for printing, there is no word as to who the culprit was, and what their intentions had been. Honestly, I bet they are keeping a very low profile. There are many people who are not happy about them, some of whom are actually high on the social latter with no small amounts of power. So, who among the visible were changed? Draco Malfoy, who was seen out on Friday with Miss Pansy Parkinson, so perhaps she was changed as well. Adrian Pucey, if rumor from the Magical Law Enforcement Department is to be believed, who was seen out with an unidentified brunette, poor woman. [article continues…] |
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