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tinyblackdeath (
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A question!
Because the great Carnivore is curious, what would your student(s) do as a job? It can be a temp/holiday one, a part time one, anything!
I expect hilarious results, mortals.
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goldenboyalec
2010-08-30 02:31 am UTC
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During the holiday season Alec works at a Hickory Farms booth in the mall. Insert all the sausage jokes you like. Also, sells like a champ to middle aged women.
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notahipster
2010-09-04 06:57 am UTC
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Adara works at a record store. Like a hipster.
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capturedaway
2010-09-04 06:59 am UTC
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Poe once held an embarrassing job wherein she had to dress up in a lobster costume.
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areyoutherejah
2010-09-04 07:08 am UTC
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Vito toils part time at jah Cold Stone Creamery.
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buttcunt
2010-09-04 07:12 am UTC
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Wade is the Blake's pool boy during the summer, sporting a classy uniform of a red speedo and nothing else. At all.
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finchforward
2010-09-04 07:14 am UTC
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There's no funny way to say that Casey works part time at Target. Many apologies to the always fearsome Carnivore.
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ghostmanonthird
2010-09-04 07:35 am UTC
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Boone works at a record store. This may or may not be the same one Gwen and Helena work at. In any event he mostly stocks merchandise because OH GOD SELLING THINGS TO PEOPLE D:
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gimmethreesteps
2010-09-04 08:33 am UTC
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Lloyd is a line cook down at the Waffle House, smothering and covering hashbrowns like a champ. He also works on cars, but that's mostly on the side.
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heyguy
2010-09-04 08:40 am UTC
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Hey guy, welcome to Applebee's guy. How many in your party, guy? Would you like to hear about our specials, guy?
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minpook
2010-09-04 08:59 am UTC
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You don't get this orange from
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nochvolk
2010-09-04 09:06 am UTC
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Nikolai works as a stock boy at a grocery store, and when forced to interact with customers, speaks straight Russian and acts confused- It's a great deterrent.
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obersting
2010-09-04 09:21 am UTC
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Aiden works at that gigantic movie theater by the mall that overcharges for tickets and only has one screen playing the movie everyone and their mom wants to see.
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retardedjimmy
2010-09-04 09:22 am UTC
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Guy works at Borders. Because hipster.
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veryari
2010-09-04 09:25 am UTC
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Arienette works at Starbucks. Because hip- you get the idea.
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seemoregiles
2010-09-04 09:55 am UTC
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The real question here is where
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Durden worked? His Juvie Hall appointed parole officer sets him up with job after job, only to watch him quit or get fired before a week passes. He's worked fast food, retail, office jobs, you name it, all of which end quickly and disastrously.
There is a mile long list of places he can't go in to, most of which stem from his less than PC methods of quitting.
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thatboyhaswoe
2010-09-04 09:57 am UTC
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Ryan washes dishes at the Waffle House, and he hates it. Immensely. Maybe is he didn't insist on wearing Converse, which absorb all liquid instantly and have no traction, he wouldn't have such problems. But no.
Hipster
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