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Monday, June 3rd, 2013

✉ (1+718-xxx-xxxx) Steve Rogers / Phone call

[info]prettylilthundr
✉ [blank text]
✉ [blank text]

[short delay]

✉ [blank text]

[longer delay]

[His phone rings with a voice call]
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Wednesday, May 15th, 2013

✉ (1+646-xxx-xxxx) Betty Ross

[info]hulkinabox
✉ Hey.
✉ How long have you been working tonight?
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Thursday, May 9th, 2013

✉ (1+646-xxx-xxxx) Rikki Chadwick

[info]hulkinabox
✉ Be honest with me.
✉ If I brought this;
✉ Multimedia Message
✉ to Stark Tower and left it in a box on one of Tony's floors which reaction do you think would be the most likely?
✉ A. He kicks it out of the tower.
✉ B. He kicks me out of the tower.
✉ C. He falls in love and it becomes his scrappy sidekick.
✉ D. He kills it either intentionally or unintentionally by using it in an ultimately deadly experiment.
✉ E. Both A and B.
✉ F. Both B and D.
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Sunday, May 5th, 2013

✉ (1+718-xxx-xxxx) Steve Rogers

[info]justaddh2o
✉ Any word back on whether you can legalize me without SHIELD finding out? Because there's a juice bar out here that's got an advert in the paper for a new manager and I miss running a juice bar, mate...
✉ I really miss Rikki's and that's about as close as I'll get, Beefcake, so if you could come through, I'd super appreciate it...
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Saturday, May 4th, 2013

✉ (1+646-xxx-xxxx) Tony Stark

[info]hulkinabox
✉ So... Quick question.

✉ We've established your feelings on human strays.
✉ What are your feelings on the four legged variety?
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Wednesday, May 1st, 2013

✉ (1+646-xxx-xxxx) Rikki Chadwick

[info]notacapsicle
✉ Rikki, this is Steve.
✉ Bruce told me you got out. You and Peter.
✉ I can't tell you how glad I am to hear that.
✉ If you need anything, this is my number.
✉ Are you staying with Peter?
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✉ (1+718-xxx-xxxx) Steve Rogers

[info]lynnemasters
[Sent after work]
✉ Paps still buggin' ya or is it just me now? Cuz I'm about over it, personally.
✉ Also hi. :) tbh it's...so weird not hating you, but I feel like we have this awkward bond now or something idek wtf lol he won't even know what half of that means never mind
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Tuesday, April 30th, 2013

✉ (1+646-xxx-xxxx) Bruce Banner, (1+646-xxx-xxxx) Loki Laufeyson, and (1+347-xxx-xxxx) Peter Parker

[info]justaddh2o
✉ Multimedia Message
✉ Hahaha if she can do it, I can do it better, yeah? :P
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✉ (1+402-xxx-xxxx) Lynne Masters

[info]oneofthefew
Just how pissed would you be if I went on a date with this Entertainment Weekly reporter? Because she's realy hot and I think she'd sleep with me to get information on you and Captain Loverboy.
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✉ (1+646-xxx-xxxx) Bruce Banner, ✉ (1+646-xxx-xxxx) Tony Stark

[info]notacapsicle
✉ Any progress on finding a way back to the house?
✉ And has Loki tried anything?
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Texts

[info]notthatsubtle
[✉ (1+646-xxx-xxxx) Tony Stark]

✉ You're late.

[✉ (1+646-xxx-xxxx) Bruce Banner]

✉ I'm not sure if you're aware, but Betty has a considerable amount of vacation time saved up. And as a valued employee, you both have access to Stark Industries' private jet.

[✉ (1+646-xxx-xxxx) Betty Ross]

✉ How are you holding up?
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Wednesday, April 17th, 2013

(1+718-xxx-xxxx) Steve Rogers

[info]swordasashield
✉ So Cap. I see you have a lady friend.
✉ Multimedia Message.
✉ Met her at a Starbucks, did you?

✉ She a vegan activist, Steve?
✉ Does she pose naked for PETA?
✉ I bet that's it, isn't it?

✉ You like the freaky hipsters. I knew you had it in you somewhere.
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[info]lynnemasters
[✉ (1+646-xxx-xxxx) Bruce Banner]

✉ 1.) ew.
✉ 2.) NOT TRUE.
✉ Just saying. Just...really saying. Merits saying. HAS TO BE SAID.

[✉ (1+212-xxx-xxxx) TJ Masters]

✉ Don't say a word. I'm not kidding.
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Tuesday, April 16th, 2013

[info]notthatsubtle
( Phone )

( Text )
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Monday, April 15th, 2013

✉ (1+347-xxx-xxxx) Peter Parker

[info]hulkinabox
✉ Guess what I got?
✉ Image attached
✉ I told him to smile but that's the best he could manage. I can't say I blame him. Tony isn't happy.
✉ Not that Tony actually has a say in this.

[✉ (1+402-xxx-xxxx) Lynne Masters]
✉ Is this Lynne Masters by any chance?
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Saturday, April 13th, 2013

✉ (1+212-xxx-xxxx) TJ

[info]lynnemasters
✉ Teej?
✉ Holy shit I'm out! ...I THINK I'm out. How long have I been gone...?
✉ Where are you?
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