1. Move to the country of Chad and establish the capital there making it the center of the world. Rename the continent of Africa to "The Continent That Has Chad". Then rename the world from Earth to "The Planet That Has The Continent That Has Chad." 2. My name would be Chad the Great and I would control the weather and the planet so that there would be no more catastrophic disasters. 3. How was The Planet That Has The Continent That Has Chad really created? 4. I think we all know the answer to this. 5. Check myself into a mental hospital.