Nemo could feel tension between Joe and Leroy but he didn't dare meddle in that. Leroy would go all 'DON'T LOOK AT MY COUSIN' and then he would get beaten up. He wasn't really in the mood for that today.
"Yeah," Nemo said nodding at Joe's list until the end. "What?! No I'm not! And I've been told it's pretty impressive." This of course was painfully untrue, he totally was a virgin and no woman had ever laid eyes on his scrawny, naked body. Ever.