Leroy stayed with his chin on her shoulder for a few more seconds, studying the painting. "I wasn't surprised, you bimbo. I was giving you a compliment!" He turned his head and kissed her cheek, careful not to fully press up against her back so she wouldn't automatically push him away.
"Maybe you could hang it in your room instead," he said, shrugging and stretching again, barely even registering that he was still completely naked. "You know... you can look at it when you masturbate, and so can all the other girls in the dormitory. You could make a shrine."