Leroy was having a problem in the nether regions area, and he was fairly certain that Melody would notice it pretty soon. But really, it was her fault for touching him. Sure, it had been inadvertant.. but a hot girl touching him anywhere was bound to get a reaction out of him.
"I could be happier," he quipped, grinning at her exasperated expression. He wasn't ashamed of his body under any circumstances, so the grin stayed on his face easily. "The better question is, do I look undeniably sexy? Do you want to jump on me and scream 'take me, Leroy! you wild stallion?' Because if not, then there's something wrong."