Who: LILY AND HARPER FTW When/Where: Saturday Afternoon / Girls Dorm Rating: PGish Summary: They're being lame, and Lily contemplates how she would go about poisoning Harper. Status: Incomplete
Lily, over the last year, had made room in their dorm (through threat and coercion) for large dresser with the ability to hold dresses rather nicely for herself, Harper, and Juliet. Standing before it, Lily swung the doors open and inspected several different outfits, pulling them out and placing them in front of herself. "And he bought me a lollipop," she said dreamily, talking about her date with Zach. Lily didn't even care that she didn't like lollipops. If she tried it and didn't like it, she would just give the rest to Harper or something.
"This one?" she held a dress up to her, but before Harper had a chance to weigh in her opinion, Lily stuck it back in the dresser and pulled out a cute top, and modeled it. "I mean, if we're going to hang out over break," she said, for once sounding a bit nervous. She still hadn't said anything to Albus or her parents. Perhaps she would write a letter. "What do you think the best way to poison someone?" She had been thinking of it for a while, and since darker and dark things seemed to be happening, it was reasonable that someone was going to get poisoned soon.
"If I were going to poison you," Lily said thoughtfully, "I would... try to make you do it yourself, so my hands were relatively clean. Or have it blamed on Louis or James or someone." That was Lily, keep the blame in the family. No one would believe that a Potter or a Weasley would throw their own family under the bus, but that was Lily for you.