"Fun," she replied smiling. "And what's a fun bloke like you doing interested in a girl like me?"
"Really?" Hermione was a bit surprised that he remembered. "No, don't- you don't have to feel like an idiot." She reached for her wine, taking another sip and then picking up a chip. She took a bite, waiting to swallow before continuing. "Now? A couple in Dorset recently split up, and they're fighting over the house elf. The poor thing feels he can split his time between the two and neither of them will have it."