You know what? How about this. You come in to my work and I'll print these out and we'll show him together. Nothing I'm doing has been on work time or even illegal, therefore nothing will happen.
You know what? I take back my apology and you can just go to hell. You're not satisfied unless you're ruining something. First a relationship, second a job. I find it amazing that you think if someone talks to you they're flirting with you. If not flirting then harassing and if not harassing you, they're stalking you. If they're not paying attention to you, they're doing it to someone else and you feel you have to break your neck to get stuff started because all you are is drama. You're not that serious. You're not that special and everything I could be a dick and say bout you would ruin your occupation way more than anything you could say about me would ruin mine.
So let's leave it as it is. If you would like to contact the department you can respond back to me and I'll give you the direct information myself. If not, piss off. You have a lovely day.