If you're looking for someone who can be sneaky, I can do that! It sounds like you're looking for some kind of.. discretion... Who're we hiding from?
So long as I'm not hiding out from Stan the Man, I think I can keep your confidence; but, Stan knows everying, so he probably already knows about this already.
Anywho, If you haven't gathered I'm pretty desperate. So, whatever you need, I got, you know?
I'd give you some references about my abilities to be stealthy; but, they're all dead. What're the odds you got a line to the other side?