Attention All Students
[[A letter arrives to all students with frilly pink stationary, smelling of roses, lilies, and cake icing. The hand-writing is a perfect copy of Dolores Umbridge's.]]
Attention Students,
Prior to the Servant Auction, it has been decided that there will be a Understand Your Inferiors Day. On Friday, April 16th, you will expected to surrender your rooms and all items to any available servant. Take off those silky robes and pull on hand-me-down rags. Put dust in your hair and on your faces. Get mucky!
You will be expected to report to the Dungeons at 7am sharp.
Any student not compliant will find themselves facing punishment up to expulsion. Try to think of this, dears, as a learning experience. Everyone should be grateful for what they have and understand the importance of being faithful to the Dark Lord.
Dolores Umbridge, Headmistress, Slytherin Academy