Oh, this was going to be interesting. Terrence really didn't have the best ear for notes, much less the ability to hit them well when he sang. But with a song like this, that hardly mattered, right? It was the lyrics.
"Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?" he sang, lifting his glass as if in toast, and started to laugh even as he did the next line. "Isn't it terribly good to have a dong?"
His rendition of it was off-key at best, but his voice was strong despite his amusement. And the one thing he had going for him was a decent memory for lyrics, so he after taking a drink, he continued, "It's swell to have a stiffy, it's- something something about a dick," he finished, laughing again.
There really was no law of diminishing comedic returns when it came to boy bits. Terrence doubted he would ever stop finding this funny.