Anthony Goldstein (silverandgold) wrote in ageofdarkness, @ 2010-03-08 22:00:00 |
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Entry tags: | anthony goldstein, neville longbottom |
the one where anthony does something reckless (again)
Who: Anthony Freaking Goldstein
What: Stupidity Squared.
When: Monday/Tuesday, late.
Where: The Main Staircase
Warnings: Penis.
Anthony was livid. At this place, at his life, at circumstance he wasn't in control of. He'd done everything wrong, and in all accounts, should probably be dead by now. And every time he thought things couldn't get worse, they did. He was chained to a psychotic student who made de Sade look sane, and Anthony didn't think he was going to get out of it anytime soon.
Unless he did something. Something that got him closer to that sweet victory. Death.
Maybe if he really wanted to die, he would have actually found a way to kill someone. Instead of hauling the bucket of touch-up paint from the dungeons, he might have actually found Ashwinder eggs. Perhaps instead of painting graphic images on the stairs, he could have found a way to pay Terrence back. Maybe if he had more balls, really, he would have just taken his own life instead of waiting for someone else to.
When he was finished, the giant painted penis ran up the stairs, like a carpet runner. On the top landing laid a large circle with a label.
"Slytherin Academy: The Bunghole of the Wizarding World"
What was painted going up the large shaft of the penis?
"Aaaaannnthonyyyyy Gooooldsteinnnnnn"