"I eloped with a servant, but I can't remember which one. The baby's going to take my last name, though, so it doesn't matter," she began nonchalantly. "Oh, and I imported an illegal dragon egg that I am hatching and raising to serve as a defense mechanism against the Acromantula rebellion."
She looked up and grinned, "But it all seriousness, I got passing marks in Potions last week."