Watermelon-Eating Contest
It could have been worse! It could have been hot dogs, or ice cream, or pies. But instead ... watermelon. Watermelons were good for you! They were messy, but they weren't going to make you gain ten pounds or even be that hard to clean up. So, with that in mind, there were tables set up, a quarter of a seeded watermelon put out in front of each contestant. Whoever finished the melon down to the rind the fastest would win.
Kurt was, of course, under the assumption that he was going to win! He was rolling his shoulders, working his jaw, cracking his knuckles before he put his hands behind his back. No hands allowed, folks. Hold 'em back or they'd tie them back. Aubrey was across the table from Kurt, giving him a death glare. Oh, Kurt. You were going down.
Fred Fisher watched his watch, waving a flag in the air. "And... ready.... set.... GO!"