"I still do think you're an insufferable bachelor, dear." She kissed his cheek, smirking. "That's what you have me for, to clean you up and make you eat proper foods and behave yourself. Without me around, I'm sure this place would be a complete mess, and you'd be wallowing naked in your own filth."
She took his face in her hands and kissed him again, so he'd know she was only kidding. "Why am I so comfortable around you? It's so odd. And oh, right, pumpkin juice please."