Hermione Throttles a Weasley Snake. And not in the fun euphemistic way.
Date:29 October 1999 Characters: Hermione, Ron (Harry?) Location: Number 12 Grimmauld Place Warnings: Hermione!Rage Summary: Hermione is going to clobber Ron the likes he has never seen before Status: Incomplete Open/Closed: Possibly open, as Ron will end up in hospital and people might want to visit him...
Hermione waited, giving Ron enough time to respond to her Howler, toe tapping anxiously on the floor. When she didn't receive an immediate response, she huffed loudly, grabbed up a handful of Floo Powder and stepped into her fireplace, "Number 12 Grimmauld!" she ordered and wooshed away.
Stepping out of the fireplace, she looked and listened around. He might be hiding from her. When she heard the sound of sneezing, she followed it to find Ron sneezing sparks and generally looking miserable.
Storming over, she walloped him upside the back of his head, sending more sparks from his nose and mouth, "Ronald Bilius Weasley, I am ashamed of you!"