Ron was looking around for Kreacher, who seemed to be hiding. "Kreacher! Kreacher, where are you, I need you to stab me to death? KREACHER! Where is that bloody house elf..."
As he entered the fireplace room (as he so fondly called it) he saw his evil, traitorous sister, who was the reason he wanted to kill himself in the first place. "YOU! You're not happy, you say? I hate you! Go away, I'm going to kill myself because I now live in a world where Draco Malfoy is a really wonderful, really nice boy and everyone loves him! You, Harry, I can't take it! Clearly, this is some horrible nightmare, so stab me so I wake up. Accio huge knife!"