From: VMars@--- To: LEcholls@--- Date: Monday, June 23 Subject: We Need a New Subject Title Timestamp: 12:30 p.m.
I thought guys were supposed to search endlessly for other sorts of things online at night? I feel as though I should scold you, or at least find the appropriate emoticon for a 'sneer'. The best I can think of is the following, : /~
Why did I not take art classes, ever? Who says lack of a talent means there is no talent there to nurture. I guess that's why photography suits me.
You got a TRAINER? I hope I stop laughing before I'm off my lunch break. Btw, let's hear it for old skool PB&J. Inexpensive and easy to make. Wait, don't tell me - you either have your low carb diet meals delivered to you daily, you hired a chef, or you eat out at fancy restaurants too much to know if you have a spatula in your own kitchen? Please tell me that you still enjoy the joy of making Mac n Cheese from the box every once in a blue moon?
I can't believe you do business with/around/near Mr. Kane. He's like a warlord.
I have a feeling you might be oh-so subtly asking, or will be asking soon, if I know where Duncan is. Sad to say, for all I know he's working at a Pizza Hut in Nebraska. But, that DOES reminds me of my fantasy of the two of you... (Okay, I'm kidding.)
...Wait, is it possible the trainer thing was some of your famous sarcasm? Well played, if so. If not, then perhaps I can talk you out of these weird yuppie ways at lunch on Thursday. I'll pick the place. Try not to wear a suit. I'll call you later.