Julian Mulciber (sceleritas) wrote in afreshrpg, @ 2012-05-10 12:43:00 |
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Entry tags: | !owl post, character: pansy parkinson, retired: miles bletchley, time: 1998-05 |
Owl post.
Early that morning, Miles went to the Owl Post office in Diagon Alley and sent off a couple of packages. One to his brother, Kevin, and one to Pansy Parkinson for her birthday. The owls were timed to arrive apart from each other at breakfast in the Great Hall that morning.
Pansy's arrived near the beginning of breakfast, when the professors were less likely to be paying attention to the numerous owls pouring into the Great Hall. Miles purposefully wrote almost illegibly on Pansy's owl, claiming to be her great great aunt Bertrude.
The package contained a dozen old soda bottles, only two contained actual soda. Miles filled the rest with gin, vodka, rum, firewhiskey, ale, and tequila, and painstakingly spelled each one numerous times to give the liquid the appearance and smell of soda.
Sweetheart,
Happy eighteenth birthday! I know how much you love your soda pop, so enjoy! But don't drink them all at once, all that sugar will go straight to your hips!
Always watching out for you dear,
Your great great-aunt, Bertrude