"Oi! I quoted from a song, I didn't bloody recite a sermon. Then again, this may be the first time you've listened to a girl talk. I can understand how it would be strange for you." Alicia laughed despite herself, especially when he talked about whiskey. She may be a big fan but enough hangovers had taught her it might not always be the right answer. "I think you're forgetting your dear friend Vodka, or should I introduce you too?"
So she was giving him a look, she couldn't help it. She had never been one to mask her reactions, even if she should. "It's hard to go wrong when your main interests are liquor, sex and footie. Not in that order, obviously. Well, depending on the day. I'm still shocked he didn't fuck with me, probably cause he's smart enough to be scared. Go on then, lets here your worst story. I can only imagine you they'd try to set you up with."