"I said it once and I'll say it again. Nutella isn't real breakfast food and your tits aren't a substitute for toast." He slid the plate over so she had easier access to the pile of chips. It was unlikely Michael would be acting too much differently if his blind date had been anyone else, but Alicia was a friend and besides, he'd already seen a lot of her, in the Biblical sense. No point in pretending otherwise.
"I was planning on eating and running," he explained over the rim of his pint glass. "Wasn't signed up to this date rubbish for serious, you know? And wasn't in the mood tonight. But uh, if you were expecting someone to take this halfway serious I can try."