"You don't know the half of it, Smith. There's a reason I've never managed a relationship for more than three months. My family, well, they're stuck with me. As for Hermione and Luna I just think they're nuts. Even more than me, which is really saying something."
Quip, quip, quip. The best way to make herself seem normal. Most people, bless their sheltered little hearts, didn't realise just how bad off she'd been once upon a time.
"It's a while since I sent a Howler, though," she said thoughtfully. "Months, even. Slacking off."