"I have an ugly dress for every day of the week. Didn't my sister tell you that? Something must be wrong with her. Might be growing a conscience, that one. Disturbing."
Generally trading insults with Romilda was one of her favourite pastimes. It was getting tireding, though, and anyway, standing out here all day was as incriminating as writing said article.
"Bored now," she said. "Don't you have some sucking up to do? If you do it right you might even get promoted to Ministry Mouth Piece #1. Your parents must be so proud."