Millicent grinned as she put the cake in the oven. Seeing her friends happy and in love - well, in love and agonising was more like it - was amazing, in the midst of all the fucked up-ness going on in this country right now.
"A lentil? Well, that's disappointing. I can't be honourary aunt giving the brat explosives and teaching it how to sneak out of the dorms at school if it looks like a lentil."
She wasn't completely stupid. She knew it would grow. Honestly, a TROLL could figure that one out. Still, she liked to see Tracey laughing. Making a fool of herself in the process was a small price to pay.