Alicia and Oliver
"You act like I haven't done it as a woman. A loo isn't always there, Oliver. It isn't always there." She patted him on the shoulder, having a bit more force than usual. She kept forgetting she was a man. It was strange to say the least. "As if you didn't do the same. It was there, Oliver. I can't ignore what's attached to me."
"I'm getting laid. Living on the other side if you will. Also planning on getting sucked off but all that has been arranged. I'm golden. You know me, Ollie, love a good experiment."