Alicia and Oliver
"Charlie wishes he was this tall."
"Fucking rail. Seriously, no tits at all. Someone might think you're a man," she teased, although it still sounded weird to have a male voice saying it. "I don't need you to stroke my ego, I do enough of that on my own. So tell me Roger, how does pissing sitting down feel?"
Alicia followed his line of vision, grinning as Oliver was oogled. Now he knew how the other half lived. Alicia couldn't help but step in front of Oliver, beating a hand against her chest before waving the other guy to turn around. "Don't worry, babe. You have a big strong man to protect you."