"Tracey!" Theodore was more than scandalised -- he was, he was... he didn't even know. There were no words in the English vernacular to describe anything resembling his current state of distress. If it wasn't bad enough that he was a woman, Tracey had just suggested he'd not only brought a girl home to be indecent with, but that he might have paid for her.
He spluttered a bit, going red in the cheeks, far redder than Theodore would have managed had he been his usual male self, and struggled to articulate some kind of defence.
"I'm Theodore! Something horrible has happened, why are you being utterly impossible!" He didn't remember his temper being this fickle, but for Merlin's sake! Paid for sex, good God!