I'm just stating facts... and a little personal opinion.
Look, I'm not trying to get you riled up—just trying to lighten things up a bit.
You want to met for some tea? I hear herbal teas are good for pre-natal stuff— uh you might not even want to—ugh, this conversation is why I'm GAY. nausea. And there's a little cafe I like, and I'd even pay.
Plus, I wouldn't mind putting a face to the name. I promise I'm not a killer. My brother's DMLE and I went to Hogwarts, class of 97. International Liaison at the Ministry. Charming. And easy on the eyes in a totally non-intimidating to women kind of way.