I am very sorry to say that we have not been properly introduced. I can assure you that my dear dear son knows how remiss he's been. If he can still hear. I have also informed him that he needs to rectify this situation. I did raise him to have better manners than this.
I suppose that might have been a touch longer than need be introduction. Hello dear, I am Rose Finnigan.
I- well I am afraid that even if I did raise my son with manners, I'm not quite certain there is a proper way to go about this. I would very much like to have tea with the woman that my son decided to makes vows of until death do you part with. I certainly hope you'll be willing to indulge your mother in law in this.
- Rose Finnigan
SEAMUS NEALL FINNIGAN
YOU ARE MARRIED? HAVE YOU LOST ALL SENSE THAT THE GOOD LORD GAVE YOU? AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME. YOU ARE DRIVING YOUR DEAR MOTHER INTO AN EARLY GRAVE, I DO HOPE YOU ARE AWARE OF THIS.
I AM NOT TOO OLD, NOR ARE YOU, TO TAKE YOU OVER MY KNEE YOUNG MAN.
THERE WILL BE DINNER AT EXACTLY 6PM AND YOU WILL BE THERE.