"She has grown up with more adults than children, and I believe the adoration of cake is intrinsic in children. I'll be impressed if your gift arrives wrapped." A small laugh. "That's the true attraction of birthdays: paper to rip and sugar to eat. At least in a child's eyes."
He plugged the sink and set it to fill with warm soapy water, intending to finish the dishes later. "Oh?" He arched one eyebrow. "And who is refusing to fuss over you properly?"