Dec 6; HP, Poppy Pomfrey; Thin Ice
Title: Thin Ice Fandom: Harry Potter Pairing: Poppy Pomfrey Rating: G
Disclaimer: Harry Potter: JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc.
Poppy knew she was technically on thin ice. However, no one got away with questioning her qualifications or her abilities as a Healer. She waved her wand at the closed doors after tossing that infuriating toad out of the hospital wing.
The doors rattled, then growled at who ever had tried to open them.
"There nice and clean again. Now where were we? Oh yes, Shadrack and Portnoy, you two need something for those orange and green spots."
Her two patients giggled at their made up names and avidly watched her.
"So, are you the latest test subjects for Messieurs Weasley and their product?" She failed to glower at the patients and gave them a smile. "Skiving off of classes is all well and good. However, those boys need to find a different test market than my school."
"What will you do to them, Ma'am?"
"I'm considering tossing them onto the ice on the Black Lake and seeing how well they can skate."
"But it isn't fully frozen over." One boy protested.
"I'm sure the Giant Squid will be happy to assist them." A dimple appeared in one of her cheeks, letting her patients know she was only teasing.