Did all of you get really cool clothes when you were kidnapped by the hotel? It's so nice to have a wardrobe. And a roommate, who is probably my future assistant or, dare I say it, assist-friend?? That remains to be seen. Anyway, I haven't really had a wardrobe since two cases ago, when I was hired to look into the mysterious case of Puffles the horse who had faked-- yes, faked-- his own death.
Anyway, I'm Dirk Gently, Holistic Detective. I don't get caught up in the minor details like finger prints or alibis or forensical bits. Rather, I approach my cases from a holistic perspective based on the universal interconnectedness of all things. Clearly I'm here for a case. Um.
Can anyone tell me what the case is precisely? Did one of you hire me? If so, I'm coming off a real hot streak, so naturally the answer is yes, I'll help you.