The Journey to Thin (hicsiguy) wrote in addme, @ 2008-04-23 13:45:00 |
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Greetings and/or Salutations!
My name is Emma, I live in Minnesota, just north of Minneapolis. I hang out in Uptown a LOT. I enjoy local music. I use the bus system because I'm rad like that. I'm in college, I'm 19. I happen to have a borderline-unhealthy obsession with CSI, but don't worry! I only talk about CSI in about 10% of my entries. The rest are pretty interesting, including, but not limited to the following disclaimer.
When people post things like "HI!! MY NAME IS ______! I LOOOOOVVVEE THE LOCAL _______________ MUSIC SCENE, AND I LOVE THE CITY. I LIVE IN ________________ _______________ AND I LOVE MEETING NEW PEOPLE! ADD ME!" In addme, gj-meetup, etc., but when you go and actually, oh, I don't know, ADD these fuckers, they get all "well, ok, we can TRY it I guess but I don't think I'm gonna like you too much..." and then go on to say they will add you back, never actually do so, and never reply (or even go as far as deleting rather than replying) to anything, oh, say, NICE OR PRODUCTIVE you post in reply to their journals.
WHY THE FUCK ARE MINNEAPOLIS-RESIDENTS SO FUCKING BITCHY? DO THEY HONESTLY THINK THEY'RE BETTER THAN THOSE OF US IN THE FUCKING SUBURBS? Every fucking Minnesota resident that I've found (No offense to friends list if you're from Minnesota, Minneapolis, or the like, you are BOMB! Really, you rock. I'm speaking generally) are fucking bitches. Or selfcentered fuckheads, or people who can't get their heads out of their asses and actually talk to someone from the area WHO CLEARLY HAS MANY OF THE SAME INTERESTS AS THEY THEMSELVES HAVE LISTED ON THEIR PROFILE! >:O
Seriously, am I just a fucking bitch? Does my journal.. smell bad? Do I give off the aura of "I'm stupid, I was unpopular in highschool and would like to get to know people who are clearly better than me in every way (HAH!)"? Do I seem to go out of my way to offend people?
Because.. shit. It seems that IJ holds tons of assholes from Minnesota. Or maybe I'm just that unlikeable. Which I doubt quite optomistically. XD
So, if you:
A. Live in or around Minneapolis, MN and would like to meet a new web friend from the same area
B. KNOW THAT THE INTERNETS ARE SUCH SRSLY SERIOUS BIZNESS!!! [SHIFT + 1!]
C. Like, Love, or have heard of CSI (not miami or new york)
D. Live in or around Las Vegas, NV
E. Are into Forensic Sciences
F... ARE A FORENSIC SCIENTIST/TEACHER
G. Or just need a "familiar" face from GREATESTJOURNAL! (my name was never-with-you, among others)
Add me! I always like having new friends!
But if you:
1. CAnT TyeP w0rTH a ShYT
2. Hate CSI (not miami or new york)
3. Are from the Minneapolis Area and and are a BITCH about who you want to add as a friend (I.E. Well, it seems we have the same band interests, but you are going to be like "well see i m cooler then u cuz i liked them b/f they was cool!)
4. Are homophobic
5. Hate, despise, loathe, or want the cast of CSI and the show to die
6. Work for FEDEX! (this one is a joke)
7. Or hated me on GJ
Don't Add Me.