"Well, I'd hate to deprive you of my awesome prescence," he said. "Maybe I should just save being a 'typical guy' for when I'm with you. What with you not wanting to have a depleted social circle, you may be less likely to hurt me or worse."
Cass looked at Amelia in disbelief, "Riiight. The giant squid has a taste for Prefects... and we're all still around because?"