Poor Scott. Really, does the dude have any friends? Xavier doesn't count. Neither does Jean.
lol Pete/Cal bffs 4lyfe! Pete may or may not fall in love with her a little at first sight. Something about that eye patch just does it for him lmao ;)
ahaha man. Pete's...well, kind of a dick when he wants to be, and he'll totally love the hell out of that stupid crush, even if he wouldn't act on it (okay, 99% sure he wouldn't act on it). Regan's a spoiled, snobby little rich brat, but she's great entertainment when she's drunk, so...yeah, he might only marginally be the more responsible one there.
Oooh, nice! And Pete will totally keep her secret if she asks him to, because crazy women have a tendency to kill him, as do Russians, so crazy Russian women = DEATH.
Pete: ...Jesus. Do you fantasize about yourself when you wank away every pitiful Friday night of your life as well?