Pete: Oooh, dominatrix-y. I like that. Please, ma'am, may I have another?
PP Wisdom. Heeeee. <3 Though Pete would like to point out that it's actually PPW Wisdom, not that that really makes it any more dignified. Damned parents and their inability to just pick one middle name. >_< As for cool tips, lawlz, Pete'll love that. "Make sure you wear a pair of adult nappies every time you go on a mission. That's how the pros do it. Don't wanna take the chance of getting caught sneaking into the bushes for a piss when in the field, right?" And he'll say it with a completely straight face and all convincing-like, too.
ahaha I imagine that's pretty much how it would go, yeah. Pete: "...my God. How've you not been killed yet? Seriously? If you were on my team, I'd kill you my own bloody self just to keep you from embarrassing the rest of us." He'll consider Sam his personal pet project...and possibly use him as an example for why he should be kept on staff when it's time for reviews. "See? I did something right, didn't I? The boy's still alive, isn't he? Yes. He's alive, I'm rehired, Q.E.D."