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[28 Aug 2005|11:39pm] ex_tattletal88 "Extra, extra, read all about it!" - Version 2.0 - August 28th Well my darlings, you didn't let me down. I said stay scandalous and did you ever! I'm not sure I'll be able to cram it all in, but may I please just say that this was an all around excellent week to be a tattletale. So without further ado, may I present to you, your own ridiculous escapades through the eyes of a gossip. Where ever shall I start? The dance you say? With all the lip locking, bumping and grinding, and all around bitchery, Abbott maintained its reputation for putting the DISS back in dysfunction. With some memorable appearances by such big names as Roxy, Vanessa, Evan, Randy, Brittany, Kyle, and many more, I can hardly wait to spill all the beans. Let's start with Roxy, shall we? Chuga chuga, chuga chuga, choo choo! Our favorite trainwreck waiting to happen didn't fail to dissapoint as she showed up on the arm of Wes but spent most of the evening stumbling around like a drunken fool. She eventually got the hint to get out after Callie royally dissed the drunk and sent her sobbing straight into the grips of Evan who also exchanged some harsh words with her and sent her off. Someone get that girl some uppers and a straight jacket. But lets not have her steal the show! What about our newly crowned court? We can't forget them! Brittany took home the title of Queen, and her rumored boy toy Kyle was voted King. But our new monarch was being very flaky, and became a bit of a dissapearing act over the course of the night. Who knows where he was slinking off to, but I have it in good authority that our King might have been better suited as a Queen. If you catch my drift. Now to follow up on some of last weeks news. Zara the prima ballerina was caught red handed hugging the toilet in the bathroom by of Vanessa, Eliaphie, and Angie. Hate to say I told you so! Well, no I don't. And as for the rumored romance of Parker and Simone, cha ching! An amourous exchange of tongue did not go unnoticed, confirming suspicions of the twosome's status. Kind of cute, in a really creepy, don't like to think about that mental picture kind of way. And now, lets talk triangles. Love triangles that is. It seems to be the shape of the season. Randy escorted a bubbly Callie to the dance, and if I was blind deaf and dumb, I'd still say that its as bright as day that the boy has feelings for the vapid blonde. But that's not stopping him from flirting with Claudia. So many hot women, so little time. Ain't it the truth, eh Randy? Just watch yourself, everyone knows what happened to Evan. And lets not forget RJ and Angie, the newlyweds of Abbott Academy. They made it through their first week, suprising everyone, but Rhianne might have something to say about that. She was seen talking to RJ at the dance, and god only knows what came out of her mouth. Just remember RJ, through sickness and in heath, till death do you part. Not, till you realize that there's more fish in the sea. But who am I to meddle? And speaking of couples on the rocks, Ethan and Eliaphie aren't looking too good these days either. Its been reported that the two fight constantly. Doesn't really help when you're boyfriend likes other boys, does it Eliaphie? And last but certainly not least. Vanessa ditched her bad boy Ace to sneak off with Tony while Mia had her back turned. You should keep a better eye on your man Mia, unless you want a date with the STD fairy. And to top things off, let's talk about sex baby. Lets talk about you and me. Let's talk about Heidi and Brandon and Chase and Bianca getting it on like bunny rabbits in the springtime. Woops, was I not supposed to say anything? It was just too good to keep to myself. And Calder seems to have his heart set on fucking everything with legs and a pulse so keep those legs crossed ladies. I dont think that boy should even be allowed to procreate. Gross. Well, its been fun, but I have eavesdropping to do. Later bitches! Love, Tattletale (222)/(READ) ? (CMNT)

[21 Aug 2005|10:49am] ex_tattletal88 "Secrets, secrets, are no fun, unless I am a part of one!" - Volume 1.0 - August 21st, 2005 Well, another summer is coming to a close at Abbott Academy, and I've spent the past few months with my eyes and ears exposed to all kinds of juicy gossip. From secret elopements, to cheating boyfriends and drug abuse, this place never fails to give me plenty of things to talk about. If a giant meteor hit the earth tomorrow there would still be cockroaches and girls fighting over boys, and so I have taken it upon myself to let you, the students of Abbott, know exactly what's been going on behind all those closed doors. Let's start off with everyones favorite bitch, the girl you love to hate, and hate to love, the one and only Miss Vanessa DiCarlo. What hasn't that girl been getting her hands on lately? Not a whole hell of a lot. Rumors have been spreading like wildfire in drought season that her reportedly flirty friendship with Evan Braxton has taken a slightly more sexual detour as a source has told me that she saw them having a little one on one session down at the basketball courts. Which won't make Roxy Callahan too happy at all. When she's not snorting coke, she's been seen lurking around Evan's room during the wee hours of the morning, and one neighbor said that only a few nights ago there was a loud exchange between to two. And not the kind you'd expect from Abbott's resident sex fiend. Reports of yelling and broken glass got back to me just yesterday. Booty call gone sour? We may never know. But if Roxy flips out on Vanessa, not only will we get the worlds best catfight, but Becky White will be able to take that scowl off her face once and for all because it only takes a quick glance to sense the death stares she's sending in Roxy's direction. But I digress. One thing's for sure, Evan's girlfriend Mercedes McDancer is either blind or stupid because everyone else can see what's going on here. And while we're on the topic, Mercedes' good friend Zara Naismith has made my weekly update as well. Yes kids, no longer are even the sweetest and most innocent among you safe. I've been hearing through the grapevine that not only is Zara using foul play to keep that trim figure of hers, but a certain someone is planning on ratting her out at the dance. As if throwing up your food wasn't bad enough. But let's not get off topic. A new President was recently elected by the name of Scotty Miller. I can only imagine what George Bush would have to say about a gay president. But that's not what we're here to talk about. Mr. Miller has been seen sneaking around with a new mystery man. Oh scandal. Looks like we might have a new First Not So Much Of a Lady if things keep up at the pace they are going at. And speaking of secret hookups, I can't forget to mention Parker Tanaka and Simone Ullman. Yes folks, Simone the stone cold bitch, may have found love. I'm here to tell you that I was told that the two were K-I-S-S-I-N-G. Has Parker melted this Ice Queen's heart? We may have more for you next week. And now, everyone's favorite dysfunctional couple RJ Diaz and Angie Smith just got a little more dysfunctional. Step aside Simone and Parker, word on the street is that these crazy kids recently eloped in New Jersey. I'm just dying to see how long that lasts with their track record. And while I'm on a roll of outing all these secret hookups, could someone PLEASE, tell Amber Thompson to just put Jude Deveraux out of his misery and tell him what she wants? Its obvious this kid is way too excited to be going to the dance with her. But not all is sunshine and cupids at Abbott. Summer flings do have to end and it looks like Lisa Kuper has finally had it with Jasper McBride. Maybe she'll break it off at the back to school dance? Oh the dance. What could be better for a gossip like me than sticking a swarm of people who hate each other in a room and expecting them to get along. In fact, rumor has it that the usually polite Sophie Carlson will take one for the team and do something a lot of us have been wanting to do for a long time. What's that you say? Put Vanessa in her place? You betcha. But I'm not going to lie, my money is on Vanessa. Her claws are pretty sharp. Well, that's it for this week. Until next time, stay scandalous! Love, The Tattletale ( OOC Notes ) (160)/(READ) ? (CMNT)

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