Sabrina & Sirius.
Fuck, that takes me back. I got out of a betrothal my parents were trying to force me into with a very fast literal interpretation of that above saying. Turns out it doesn't matter how fanciable and eligible you are, if you piss on a girl from a second-floor landing, her parents will take their daughter elsewhere. Lest you go feeling bad for the bird — I was thirteen at the time, and she was twenty.
What's his rules?
Not a bet I'd take, I make you laugh too much for that.