"Time travel must have made me forget how perfect you are. I shall endeavor to remember and do better in the future." The two of them could play this game for a while, and while others might take them seriously, they knew it was nothing but empty words. "Please, you had zero chance with Bill. You were just as young as I was when they got engaged. I'm pretty sure he wouldn't know that you existed. At least he knew me, even if for all the wrong reasons." With their luck, all of the Weasleys would arrive and then it would truly be chaos. "I think the bus is smart enough not to bring Weasleys aboard."
he nodded. "We- I will really focus on not being our Potter when he tells me how happy he was in his marriage, and how not me decided that adoption was fine, and so was surrogacy, and I don't even know what that means, but it sounds terribly Muggle." He sighed. "It would be much easier if everything up to that split with Ginny weren't so much alike. That must have been the point when our realities split."
Draco leaned in, closer to Theo. "My face is perfectly handsome no matter the expression, but we do agree that he's an idiot, even if a brave and kind idiot. Possibly a self-righteous one too." After all, Draco knew Potter's faults better than most.