"Actually, I haven't been drinking at all lately. Fucking Magpies, frowning on their star Beater coming in with a hangover."
He raised his eyebrows at that smirk. "Listen, Pucey. You've been acting off lately. Which can only mean two things. One, that you've realized that your high cheekbones actually attract more blokes than birds; or two, you've managed somehow to pull a bird."
And from the look on Adrian's face, it was definitely the latter.