Someone having the hiccups while getting fucked by Brian Kinney is pretty...daring, according to Brian. But if anyone could get away with it, it's definitely Justin.
The idea of Justin being locked in a closet by a turtle is fucking hilarious. I lol'd so hard at that. And when Justin said Brian kicked him out of the bed once.
Overall, I think the lesson of this is that one should never get the hiccups while getting fucked by Brian Kinney.