Warded
Sooner or later you would, but your love for books must make shopping for you really easy.
Nonsense. People are idiots and they will always give me a reason to pout, and when I'm running out of things to complain about, I can talk to Sirius for a minute or two. That should solve the problem.
You know, instead of writing, we could have been drinking this entire time. Well, drinking or talking, because if we had been drinking the entire time, it might have led to other things that make you blush.