Owl You know I can read that, right? And that only makes it more fun.
You have not seen the state of the house. Sirius hasn't gone in since our parents died two years ago. It's not a pretty sight.
Now, you have me pouting, depriving me of fun for an entire week. I didn't know Gryffindors were such a tease. I would have thought that you would have jumped at the idea of getting me drunk.