Clorinda/Caradoc
Offering that room is completely rational. I like sex. You like sex. Neither one of us is going to wake up crying because the other is missing. It's the perfect arrangement.
Appraise, what a horrible word. I work for a museum that doesn't sell them but shows them to people. But sure, I can show you what I found. You try to steal anything, I will hex your bollocks off.