"I personally would have gone with a less tragic association, but the pun was too good to pass up I expect," James said, thinking briefly that it was just like Snape to act surprised that anyone other than him would have read Shakespeare. He didn't say anything, though, because he wasn't going to sabotage Sirius and Snape getting along for once. "I'd love to meet the little guy. After all, it's not every day you can say your best mate has adopted a pig."
James laughed, and moved the bottle of Firewhiskey just out of reach. He thought they'd both had enough by now, and Sirius had been drinking for most of the day as well. One of them had to make mature and rational decisions. "I'm honored. Little Hamlet will want for nothing."